Skit Ideas for next Court of Honor

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Title	Five flies
Equipment	fly swatter
Preparation	Tell the kids what to say
Action	Child walks in acting like they are swatting flies. Narrator: What are you doing? Child: Hitting flies. Narrator: Did you Get any? Child: Yea 5, 3 boys and 2 girls. Narrator: How can you tell if they were boys or girls? Child: I got the 3 boys on the remote control and the 2 girls on the phone.
Contributor	Unknown Scout
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Date Entered	18-Jul-2003

Title	Engine Trouble
Equipment	Pan and something to beat it with (makes a good noise). Chairs.
Preparation	Set the chairs up like in an airplane. Put your scouts in them. Put the sound effects guy out of the way. Make a pilot sit in front without anyone else.
Action	Pilot: Welcome passengers. We have now departed and should be arriving in our destination in about 4 hours. *hit pan or other big crash noise* *scouts look around confused* Pilot: I regret to inform you that we have lost engine number 3. We can still make our journey, but it will take 8 hours. *scouts complain and then finally get used to it* *sound effect* *scouts look around confused* Pilot: Uhhh... I have a bit of bad news. We have just lost engine 2. We can still make our journey, but it will now take us 16 hours. *scouts start complaining worse, but learn to deal with it* *sound effect* Pilot: (sighs) Folks, we just lost engine number 4. Don't panic though, we can still make it we do have four engines, so it will work. But... it is going to take 20 hours. *scouts complain a lot and do not stop* *sound effect* Pilot (in a panicky voice): Uhhhh.... We, uhhh, just lost engine number one... (interrupting) Passenger: Great! Now we are going to be stuck up here all day!
Contributor	Justin Hutchings
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Date Entered	05-Mar-2001

Title	got any duck food
Equipment	a box or set of chairs (just sumpin to make a desk
Preparation	practice
Action	scout 1: (stands behind box) scout 2: (walks in stands in front of box) got any duck food scout 1: no this is a hardware store we don’t sell duck food scout 2: (leaves reenter *this is now day two* walks up to counter) got any duck food scout 1: no this is a hhhhhhaaaaarrrrrrrddddddwwwwwaaaaarrrrreeee store don’t.... sell...... duck..... food scout 2: (leaves re-entering*this is third day* walks to counter) got any duck food scout 1: no and if u ask again I am going to staple your feet to the floor scout 2:(leaves re-entering*this is fourth day* walks to counter) got any staples scout 1: no scout 2: got any duck food
Contributor	Unknown Scout
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Date Entered	10-Apr-2003

Title	Ditch
Equipment	Funny Scouts
Preparation	6 scouts, preferably 2 with southern accents
Action	4 scouts enter the campfire area, like they are in a car and one is driving. When they get to the center of the area, they all fall out, like they crashed. have all of them land in one area, while the 4th is away from the group. Have the 2 remaining scouts enter the crash scene (They are imitating southern cops, so that's where the accents come in.) Scout 1: well we got a crash Scout 2: we better mark where these people landed. they walk over to the first person in the group of 3 Scout 1: this one is in the ditch Scout 2: ok (writes on imagery notepad) D-I-T-C-H, ditch. They do this for the other 2 scouts in the group. then they walk to the one scout farther than the others. Scout 1: this one is in the boulevard Scout 2: ok (writes in his imaginary notebook) B-A-0, no no no, B-U-Q, no no no He kicks the scout over into the ditch with the others Scout 2: D-I-T-C-H, ditch It is a laugh riot if done properly
Contributor	Joshua Pierce
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Date Entered	03-Mar-2002

Title	Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Equipment	none
Preparation	2 Scouts
Action	2 scouts play roles of Sherlock Homes and Dr. Watson as they sleep under the stars. Holmes: Watson, what do you see? Watson: Why Sherlock, I see millions & millions of stars. Holmes: Yes, but what does in MEAN, Watson? Watson: Well, I suppose it means the sky is clear, it won't rain, and tomorrow will be a good day. Holmes: Yes, but does it mean anything else? Watson: Well, I suppose that with all those stars, there is the possibility of other life, even other intelligence. Perhaps some creature is lying on some planet looking at us. Holmes: Interesting. But does it mean anything else. Watson: Well, the majesty of the stars brings to mind the awe of life. In some way the heavens are evidence that God does exist. Sherlock, what does this all mean to you? Homes: Somebody stole out tent.
Contributor	David Laredo
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Date Entered	05-Mar-2001